The Blubberry Muffin
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"Blubbery Muffin" is a hilarious comedy following the adventures of a man whose day goes from bad to worse. It all starts when he wakes up late and misses his bus. As he tries to salvage his day, he faces a series of absurd and comically unfortunate events. Will his luck ever turn around, or is he doomed to be a blubbery muffin forever?
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