A TIMELY JOURNEY THROUGHOUT TIME

Once upon a realm, a lonesome and humble (?) man stood round the great statue of his village's saviour, but... Something was eerily off. Nobody in the village knew who exactly this person was somehow. " Hah! I really do wonder why our ruler and her council of royalty haven't made plans to remove that HIDEOUS statue If I say so." said a dad to his son on a bench close to the statue but ever so far away at the same time. "Wow! That statue is just taking up land for a nice little massage parlor if you ask me!" said a youthful teenager to a friend, " I do agree it's taking up space, but, what exactly is a massage parlor?" said the slightly older friend. Now remember that lonesome and humble (?) man that stood around that very so statue? Yes im talking to you, the reader. That person will be our totally amazing, ethical and wise protagonist! So without stalling some more, you have some context now so let's get it to this story like signals Transmitting to a tv!