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Last published Mon, Mar 4, 2024
two crackhead (but not literally) best friends who are both dead on the inside but bring eachother to life.
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"yo Cass?"
"wassup pookie?"
"..."
"*blinks cutely*"
"never call me that again."
"fine schmoopsy poopsy, wassup?"
"what toppings do you want for pizza tonight?"
"idk, watchu getting?"
"probably cheese, pepperoni, pineapple-"
"EXCUSE ME SIR, WTFFFF"
"wut"
"NUH UH, PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS ILLEGAL I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YO ASS-"
"sigh."
"wait, what's the number for nine-one-one again..?"
"ಠ_ಠ"
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𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘪𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘴, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯? 𝘮𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.Complete
𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑹 𝑰𝑻 (𝐁𝐗𝐁)
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After an unfortunate event lands him in jail, a sixteen-year-old boy finds himself without options. That is, until the headmaster of a prestigious boarding school for troubled teens gives him an option that will change his life forever. ***** "You're not like the others." Daria looks up at me, her green eyes warming the inner depths of my heart with ease. "What do you mean?" I ask. "You feel bad about what you did. Not many people here do. That's the difference between people who do bad things and people who are just evil." ***** 𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐨𝐢 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫 🖤 "𝘛𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴" - 𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘝𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘵𝘵 𝘈 𝘴𝘩𝘺, 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘢𝘸𝘬𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦. 𝘏𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳. ~~~~~ 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚 𝐕𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 💜 "𝘈 𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘮 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦." - 𝘔𝘢𝘹 𝘔𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘈 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦. 𝘏𝘦𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳. ~~~~~ Two teenagers seek refuge in one another in the midst of a world full of pain and hardship where darkness consumes. But where there is darkness, there is light.
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I hate being the new girl! I always end up getting in trouble because of that one handsome asshole. Or two... And stop judging me, it's NEVER my fault! Well, almost never... Sometimes? #OkItsAlwaysMyFault #ShutUpAndRead ----------------------------------------------------------- /!\THIS BOOK CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES!/!\ THIS STORY BELONGS TO ME AND IS PURELY FICTIONAL.
OFFICE ROMANCE. (BxB)
Imagine walking into an interview you didn't even want to attend, only to realize the man you provoked, insulted, and argued with earlier that morning is the CEO of the company. With zero hope of getting the job, you decide to have a little fun and push his buttons even further. After all, what's the harm if you're doomed anyway? But here's the twist: against all odds, you get hired! What happens when first impressions go hilariously wrong-Can't help but think that he hasn't hired me in good terms...Complete
"Sooner or later, you'll fall for me, too." Theodore bursts into laughter. "I don't know where your confidence is coming from." Jacob chuckles and says, "I just know." And then it catches Theodore off guard when Jacob adds, "We should be making out right now." Theodore swallows and looks him in the eye. "We should." "And I should be undressing you at this very moment," he continues, "We could stay up all night with our hands on each other and just... forget everything." ****** Meet Jacob and Theodore, the polar opposites within a tight-knit circle of the most esteemed members of society. Jacob, reserved and hard to read, isn't exactly Theodore's biggest fan-unlike everyone else, who's head over heels for the golden boy. However, as they navigate their way through law school, they trip over a connection that sparks a lowkey romance, catching both of them by surprise. Content warning: Physical assault, homophobia, mental health, strong language, sexual content Started: September 21, 2023 Ended: January 9, 2024 Revised: June 1, 2025 - June 28, 2025
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