two crackhead (but not literally) best friends who are both dead on the inside but bring eachother to life. ~ "yo Cass?" "wassup pookie?" "..." "*blinks cutely*" "never call me that again." "fine schmoopsy poopsy, wassup?" "what toppings do you want for pizza tonight?" "idk, watchu getting?" "probably cheese, pepperoni, pineapple-" "EXCUSE ME SIR, WTFFFF" "wut" "NUH UH, PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS ILLEGAL I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YO ASS-" "sigh." "wait, what's the number for nine-one-one again..?" "ಠ_ಠ"