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two crackhead (but not literally) best friends who are both dead on the inside but bring eachother to life.
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"yo Cass?"
"wassup pookie?"
"..."
"*blinks cutely*"
"never call me that again."
"fine schmoopsy poopsy, wassup?"
"what toppings do you want for pizza tonight?"
"idk, watchu getting?"
"probably cheese, pepperoni, pineapple-"
"EXCUSE ME SIR, WTFFFF"
"wut"
"NUH UH, PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS ILLEGAL I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YO ASS-"
"sigh."
"wait, what's the number for nine-one-one again..?"
"ಠ_ಠ"
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