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Nellie & Jonah's Summer Shitlist

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❝Breaking up high school sweethearts? Horrible; 
But breaking up best friends-turned-high school sweethearts? The absolute worst.❞

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Most people would run back to their exes after realising their breakup was result of a stupid prank. Some would even rekindle their friendship, stay in touch and go back to living their present lives. 

But that's not what Nellie Walters agreed to when her ex best friend and boyfriend suggested the ultimate shitlist, a way to get back to everyone who pranked them five years ago. 

After all, isn't a high school reunion, in the middle of summer, the best stage for sweet revenge in a small, lazy town?

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4 tasks. 21 days. 2 reunited best friends with serious anger issues. 

What could possibly go wrong?



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The Eighth Breakup ✓ by worldgirlalways

"For a broken heart, the limit for revenge . . . does not exist." __________________________ What happens when you get caught breaking garden gnomes and throwing eggs at your sister's ex-boyfriend's house? In Helen's case, she gets stuck with Nolan Milesblue, the revenge-driven high school outsider who wants to destroy every couple he sees. He won't hand the photos of her vandalizing property over to her until she helps break up seven couples in the community. Helen is blackmailed into sabotaging happy relationships, and forced to face wrath of angry boyfriends (& girlfriends), pies to face, blows to ego, punishment from Kay Pal, etc. All because these are not just any couples. It's all the girls that Nolan ever dated.

I didn't mean to! I swear! by kyla2412

Book One Of The Clumsy Artist Series "If I do this love." He murmured catching a strand of my loose hair. "You'll owe me. Are you ready to owe the devil a favour? Because I guarantee I'll come to collect." Those were the words that changed my life as I knew it. I went from a clumsy fairly normal girl to well... a slightly less clumsy... who are we kidding, I'm still a hot mess. But after that I was a hot mess caught in the cross hairs of Falcon Avery. Oops you don't know what I'm on about do you. Well to cut a long story short, I pissed off Satan incarnate, got indebted to said Devil and then pranked the hell out of him for shits and giggles. Throw in some pink smoothies, questionably sane best friends and more drama than is good for my poor heart and you'll be halfway to understanding my dilemma. Join Blaire and Falcon on their mission of revenge, ranks and War. Who knows what may happen after all... all's fair in love and prank wars! Don't forget to check out book two! My amazing cover is all thanks to @fanwriting. I owe her so big go check her out she's the absolute best

Pranking The Playboy ✓ by TypicalTimes

Joe Smith. A basic name but there was nothing basic about him. With his chiselled features, green eyes that could pin you to the spot and a smile that meant trouble, he had all the girls in school crazy over him. Well everyone, except me, Amber Woods. And my best friends, Alice and Selena. That's what I thought until he broke Alice's heart. Naturally, we had to get him back somehow. Selena thought a prank would suffice. But I knew that would start a whole load of drama that none of us could have expected. Did I mention I wanted this year to finish drama free? Unfortunately that was proved impossible by a certain playboy who went by the name of Joe Smith. "Loved it so much!" - Sup3rSab3r #81 in Teen Fiction (cover by @beautifullyyoung)

Falling Gracefully by BooksbyLwordpress

{DISCONTINUED} Old town...new friends.... high school Denver presumed and surprisingly discovered that resuming her life in town again wouldn't be the hardship of the year. After a few weeks of being at her old high school, she begins to feel like she never left. But soon enough, she realizes that she has to accept that previous contacts could possibly recall Denver bitterly. Shortly after the start of the school year, Denver befriends a nice guy named Ben. He makes her laugh and feel like she could do wrong in his eyes. But errors arise, causing a perfect friendship to become rocky. Can the friendship be revived? Can Denver stop letting fear rule her? Will high school pressure get the best of them?

How Could You? by AgaciaR

𝘙𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘮 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 Book 1 Unforgettable Series #1 High school sweethearts were supposed to last forever, or so I thought when I married Wilson McConnell. Some pains in life are that terrific, something you wouldn't wish upon your greatest enemy. The betrayal of a person who you thought was your soulmate was one of them. He could beg, explain, justify, grovel and pay for his sins. I could be angry, listen to him, get annoyed, have pity and sympathise with him. What he couldn't do was make anything the same or better, ever again! What I couldn't do was ever take him back! In the end there's only just one question left, How Could You?

One Lie at a Time by jeeringduck

What would happen if the broken girl crossed paths with the school's star athlete? Lillian Andrews has grown up in a happy world. Two parents who loved each other dearly, and an older brother who was her closest friend. Then, things went downhill. Fast. When her mother cheated on her dad, her father snapped, losing all sanity he had. After weeks of pain and suffering, she reconnects with Tyler Brady, the heart-melting Greek god of their high school. Will he be able to save her from her past and present, or will he be too late? ** Start Date: November 27, 2020 ** **End Date: August 1, 2021 **

Eleven Dates [COMPLETE] by ALPecka

[Complete] Dakota was never interested in dating. She had always thought that it was a waste of time and money. She didn't need a guy to be happy and she definitely didn't have the energy to deal with the drama. That changes when she starts to realize that everyone around her is happily with someone, so she comes up with a plan. Ten dates in two months and see what happens, and who best to help her than her football extraordinaire best friend? How hard can dating be?

The Best Kind of Betrayal by scout245

It's the first day of June's senior year and everything is already going wrong. Her first boyfriend and supposedly love of her life dumps her for someone else, her heart is broken and feels like it won't ever heal again and her best friend makes her join the most unnecessary club on earth to help her find new friends she most definitely does not need. Still. New chances are for new beginnings, right? Instead of falling into a deep dark pit of self pity (however tempting that may sound), all of this betrayal ends up leading her to the best friends she's ever had and the most exciting school year of her life. Oh - and a whole new fake boyfriend, to get some revenge on that idiot who dumped her. And who knows. Maybe even more.

The Three Tier ✓ by yuktsakaria

What's the best way to begin a new year in highschool? Staying quiet and doing your homework, being invisible and hoping that the school year finishes without any problem? Nope. The best way to start your highschool is to prank other people. Skylar Moore, Grace Aniston and Samantha Stinson began their year by pranking the school's bitch, but that doesn't end there. Their next victim is the school's popular/famous boys. By this, they declare a war with them. This year is going to be a crazy one with unexpected love, too many arguments and not to forget too many pranks. ** "Tell me again, why are we doing this?" I asked, holding a bucket of eggs in my hand. "Because this idiot," Grace said pointing at Sam, who was peaking from the wall where the lockers are situated. "Decided that it would be fun to challenge Christian in a prank war."

Ashes Of You And I (Completed) | ✔️ by Soulwithapen

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The Eighth Breakup ✓

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