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Nellie & Jonah's Summer Shitlist

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Parts 14
Time 3h 10m

❝Breaking up high school sweethearts? Horrible; 
But breaking up best friends-turned-high school sweethearts? The absolute worst.❞

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Most people would run back to their exes after realising their breakup was result of a stupid prank. Some would even rekindle their friendship, stay in touch and go back to living their present lives. 

But that's not what Nellie Walters agreed to when her ex best friend and boyfriend suggested the ultimate shitlist, a way to get back to everyone who pranked them five years ago. 

After all, isn't a high school reunion, in the middle of summer, the best stage for sweet revenge in a small, lazy town?

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4 tasks. 21 days. 2 reunited best friends with serious anger issues. 

What could possibly go wrong?



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