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The Shitpocalypse

LECTURES 45
Votes 4
Chapitres 2
Durée 11m

LECTURES 45
Votes 4
Chapitres 2
Durée 11m

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Evil clones totally suck and they suck one hundred times more if they wanna, like, fight you. But what if your clone is just really fucking stupid?

Warning: dumbassery ahead, take caution

(shoutout to @icarusofapollo as Icarus, @oposweety as Sophie, @12otulp as Pluto, @Offically_alone1234 as Penelope, @poisin_seeds as Xander, @batlasso as Atlas, @squidsquidbro as  Levi, @illiter8 as Sable, @arrowsasylum as Arrow, @4therecord_ as Em, @lalalayet as Eli, and @crystalmethequinns as Leon)Tous Droits Réservés

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She's a dudette|| Wattys2016 ✔️, écrit par Dynasty_Problem

"You got expelled from school." "Yes." "You punched a girl in the face." "Uh huh." "Now your sitting in front of me." "Okay." "You are now going to he-" "Did you just suddenly become a gypsy out of those few minutes you were talking to the phone?" I questioned Meet Phoenix Quinn. The rebel, the tomboy and a girl with a boy- I mean, unisex name. When she gets expelled from her school after an incident she is... well.... let's not be harsh here but she is rejected from both girls and mixed private schools. But there is another school which can for the right reasons reject her but for the wrong reasons accept her..... Drum roll please! An all boys school can accept her yay! Everybody loves a happy ending, just not Phoenix who is hating her life situation. Follow Phoenix to the place where all rebellious and good students go like her just not where girls go. Oh, boy, in a journey which may tip us off after a while. Tragic. J.ust like the titanic. ____ Warning: Has swearing in it. Highest ranking: #27 in humor 12/07/17 P.S- I tried for my summary, if its crappy please don't complain. I tried. I suck at summaries.

¸¸♬·¯·♪·¯·♫¸¸ŦĦ€ ŁØĆҜĐØŴŇ¸¸♫·¯·♪¸♩·¯·♬¸¸, écrit par MayHng2

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑵𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝑷𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝑨𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝑾𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝑺𝒏𝒂𝒑 They say the nicest people are the scariest when they're angry. But Hellenics? They put that saying to shame. Forged by Maelstrom, the 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐀𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞 𝐒𝐚𝐠𝐚, Hellenics were shaped as near-perfections of the Primordial Deities-beings of unparalleled might. Over the centuries, their reputation became legend. The men? Killing machines. The women? Torture artists. Some dismiss these claims as myths, arguing that divine lineage alone doesn't create monsters. Time passed. People forgot. The world moved on. Until today. What happens when someone so kind, so easygoing-someone who never lets his anger show-𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐬? Even if it doesn't last long... who knows what damage will be done? Was it trauma? A trigger? Pure, unchecked rage? 𝘖𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦? Because there's a truth people often forget: 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇. And that's exactly what happened to 𝐌𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐞𝐦𝐢. But unlike most, Demi isn't just anyone-he's a 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐜. A descendant of the 𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐖𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐫. So tell me... What do you expect from the bloodline of a war god? Surprise, surprise. Even a bird has claws. And a bird, once upon a time, 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘰𝘴𝘢𝘶𝘳.

WE ALL FLOAT── bill denbrough¹, écrit par antiqueblythe

❝ 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐥 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐈 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮❞ [Completed] 𝘊𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘭 𝘭𝘺𝘯𝘯 𝘉𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘎𝘦𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘪𝘦 𝘋𝘦𝘯𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩, 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘯𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘣𝘰𝘳. 𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘢 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩 𝘰𝘯 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭. 𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗱𝗲𝗻𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘅 𝗼𝗰 𝙸𝚝 𝟸𝟶𝟷𝟽 childhood friends to lovers 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙟𝙖𝙚𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙝𝙚𝙧 7/1/18 8/11/18 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙗𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 1/3/19 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙚𝙙𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙠𝙖𝙨𝙥𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙠 5/22/18 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙞𝙩2017. 11/30/18 #2 𝙞𝙣 𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙚𝙩𝙤𝙯𝙞𝙚𝙧 8/11/18 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙘𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙘𝙤𝙗𝙨 8/11/18 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙡𝙚𝙮𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙨 8/11/18 8/5/19 #4 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙨 8/11/18 #1 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙡𝙤𝙣 8/11/18 9/19/19 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐮𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞. |© 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟕| 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐞

🄼🅈 🅂🅃🄾🅁🅈, écrit par latrina05

A heretic comes into town to visit an old friend but instead she gets roped up in the Scooby Doo gang problems to stop the original family, meanwhile a certain hybrid catch an interest of her and will do whatever it takes to win her over P.S-I will also be putting the dates on there so you'll know what day it happened and if you get confused don't be afraid to comment on it and I'll explain to you of what's going on Also if I make a mistake comment on it so I can fix it so it'll be easier for me to find it, you won't be hurting my feelings and for the people who do read it and say they don't like it I don't need you commenting on it saying you don't like it, just scroll to a next story and keep your negative opinions to yourself Or you will be blocked I had this issue before with one of my other stories [you have been warned]

Prince of the Underworld, écrit par stayleyhasmyheart

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Chasing the nerd ✓, écrit par itsnerdqueen

Meet Rachel Brody Everything comes easy to her. She has it all. Fame, money, boys. In one word popular. A Goddess amongst commoners. She is even the Queen in her own land as everyone say. The Rachelland. When she wants something she would turn the world upside down until she gets it. Meet Noah Cooper He is a very privite person. Always keeps to himself and hides behind his glasses. He is nerdy and he owns it not caring what people will say.He just wants to stay invisible from people like her, to stay focused and work his ass off to reach his goals. No distractions. You know they say when people make plans God laughs from above. a car crash will bring those two together. And he will be the one thing she's ever wanted that badly but she can't have. Or can she? (This story is not edited so bear with me with grammar errors, missing words etc! After I'm done I'll attend to it! Thank you!!!!) Highest ranking #1 in #collegeromance (05/10/2020) #1 in #glasses(07/12/2019) #1 in #chasing (15/05/2020) #1 in #popular (08/09/2021) #5 in #lovestory (08/09/2021) #1 in #millionaire (07/10/2021) #4 in #thewattys2021 (28/10/2021) #1 in #love (31/01/2022)

The Bad Boy Is Obsessed With Me ✔️, écrit par DreamcatcherItis

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They Grew Up. // Klance, écrit par cxsmicknives

!!fetus writing!! - written a while ago, it's not the worst but it's also not my favorite. feel free to read as you please. - set before/during season 5 -i miss voltron 😔✊🏻

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She's a dudette|| Wattys2016 ✔️ cover

¸¸♬·¯·♪·¯·♫¸¸ŦĦ€ ŁØĆҜĐØŴŇ¸¸♫·¯·♪¸♩·¯·♬¸¸ cover

WE ALL FLOAT── bill denbrough¹ cover

Prince of the Underworld cover

Chasing the nerd ✓ cover

The Bad Boy Is Obsessed With Me ✔️ cover

They Grew Up. // Klance cover

She's a dudette|| Wattys2016 ✔️

"You got expelled from school." "Yes." "You punched a girl in the face." "Uh huh." "Now your sitting in front of me." "Okay." "You are now going to he-" "Did you just suddenly become a gypsy out of those few minutes you were talking to the phone?" I questioned Meet Phoenix Quinn. The rebel, the tomboy and a girl with a boy- I mean, unisex name. When she gets expelled from her school after an incident she is... well.... let's not be harsh here but she is rejected from both girls and mixed private schools. But there is another school which can for the right reasons reject her but for the wrong reasons accept her..... Drum roll please! An all boys school can accept her yay! Everybody loves a happy ending, just not Phoenix who is hating her life situation. Follow Phoenix to the place where all rebellious and good students go like her just not where girls go. Oh, boy, in a journey which may tip us off after a while. Tragic. J.ust like the titanic. ____ Warning: Has swearing in it. Highest ranking: #27 in humor 12/07/17 P.S- I tried for my summary, if its crappy please don't complain. I tried. I suck at summaries.