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Robert Grognon: From Accountant to Grand Galactic Regent

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Parts 12
Time 1h 34m

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In a galaxy where naming your planet 'Earth' is commonplace, Robert Grognon emerges as an unlikely Galactic Grand Regent, originally just a simple Earth accountant catapulted well beyond his narrow comfort zone despite himself. Agatam Sissi Dobruel, the 98th Grand Scribe, is tasked with documenting Grognon's life, beliefs, and the customs he brings from his version of Earth. Amidst galactic politics, unique traditions, and a colorful cast of characters, this biography explores the apprehension of fate, the quest for identity, and the origin of kebabs, in an adventure that defies time and space.All Rights Reserved

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