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Failure Man

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What happens when you combine a cape imbued with the energy of failure with a 24-year-old loser? Read on to find out!

A continuously updated story about a man with the surprisingly useful power of... well failing.

New Chapter Every Friday! Delay and Hiatus Announcements on my conversations tab. 

Cover art commissioned by @elmumble (on Instagram)All Rights Reserved

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Guide to Being a Superhero...'s BFF (Guide to Being, Novella One) by TCKauthor

Friendship doesn't change when your bestie becomes a fire-wielding champion, but a lot of other stuff does. Like having to put 'kidnapped by idiots with powers' on your weekly schedule. And enduring said idiots' cliché monologues while inwardly roasting their interior decorating skills. Hey, I'm Mira. That's right, Miracle Simmons. BFF to America's favorite superhero celeb; Firebird. (Bu-bye, Chris Evens, your reign is over.) You've probably heard of her, but not of me. That's okay! I'm her bestie! It's my job to make sure she doesn't burn herself out fighting morons, keep her focused in her actual real life, and try to show her that she doesn't have to pick every fight. Uh-huh, I have it way worse than her. Anyway, if you're reading this, you are most likely a newbie superhero bestie. Or a salty television producer. Or my mom. (Hi, Mom.) Whoever you are; buckle up, and enjoy my tale of supervillains who aren't villains-or super, superheroes who don't want to work anymore, and the rotten media that started it all. And me. The wanna-be normal engineering student who God decided had to be kidnapped to get a date.

Heroes at Heart by TwylaGrimm

"I've tried telling them I'm only fifteen. That no sane government would force a boy my age to fight crime. 'But Max, you're a superhero! Isn't this what you want?' Actually, no. I just kind of want to get through high school. Then we'll talk about this 'superhero' business." Max Owens is your average high school sophomore. Well, he tries to be, at least. At fifteen, he's got more important things to do than fight the infamous Vinicus Cauldwell. With his single mother having recently lost her job, Max is determined to help his family get back up on its feet. The publicity and pressure that comes with being a superhero would be too much to handle right now. But it's hard to fly under the radar, when you can literally fly. Meanwhile, Vinicus Cauldwell enjoys the power he has as Murkbourne's most feared super-villain. For once, he can sit back and relax without being pestered by the police. That is, until Max arrives. Vinicus isn't happy about having to fight a child, but he can't let Max find out. After all, super-villains can't be "good people"... Can they? We can't all be born heroes. But most of us are Heroes at Heart. (Based on a writing prompt / story request by tumblr user "fallingivy")

knew Life, New Chance by ArtsyYan

Life is full of up's and downs, hero's teach us to never give up when life gives us the harshest treatment Villain's also tell us to never give up because of their dream and revenge But a normal person isn't a hero or villain so they can give up, right? Well what will happen when you give up on life thinking you're pathetic but it was only the beginning... Of so much more.... Warning this story will have the following ⚠️ Su!c!de De@th Bl00d Curse words Grammatical errors Short chapters Slow updates Not making sense Sh!t explanations English is not my first language

Lesson Learned✔ by asj_28

Sequel to Teach Me, Unedited It started with a strange request and ended with a love confession. I thought it would be simple, that all I had to worry about was what to make for dinner but sixteen months into our relationship, I knew how wrong I was. I realized that this was far from the perfect picturesque home I had envisioned. From the beginning, I knew what I was getting myself into or I think I did. I knew how important the hospital was for him, the hours he worked. I saw how much it took him from me and I tried to pretend it was fine when it wasn't. Uncertainty fills my mind with the unspoken words between us. Fear coats my tongue with people meddling in our business, trying to pull us apart to destroy what is already fragile. I saw how hard it would be to keep us together. Cover done by @Softie113123 All Rights Reserved ©solxr28 ©asj_28 December 2020

Short Stories 2021 by Thewritestuff651

Hey, dudes and babes! Here is another collection of short stories! More wacky adventures await, new characters, and some cartoon style violence will be prominent throughout this book! Feeling blue? Then, Short Stories 2021 is sure to cheer you up with stories about me, and my friends, and some quirky characters to boot! Enjoy! :) Awesome cover created by my bestie @Magical_Taylor!! ❤❤😘😘

This World is WEird huh? (Book 1) by MonMon465897

Ever wonder how what it is like to be a hero...well most people do but never are given the chances right...well just give this book a read into this dark magical word... ⚠️ IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE DARK HUMOR PLEASE DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING CONTENT. The said jokes might not be good but at the same time I do not mean to offend anyone these are and will only be proceeded as JOKES. If you do not have the heart for these joke, please click away and have a blessed day⚠️

The Collection: Short Stories, Misfits, and One-shots by AWriterCanDream

Only available on Wattpad Short stories and snap shots of life. Includes fanfiction (Halo, Jarhead, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Naruto, etc.), Science fiction, realistic fiction, Romance, and Greek Mythology. Focused on the emotions of characters, and motives that drive them. Ends May 2017 Cover by @DomoArigato79 **** If you're viewing this on any site other than wattpad, please instead follow this link https://www.wattpad.com/story/54619236-the-collection-short-stories-misfits-and-one-shots , any site other than wattpad does not have my permission to post my work****

The Misadventures of The Cutesy Bruisers by Superwicked

~These girls run Sapphire City!~ ~Well, in the vigilante sort of way, behind the pastel makeup, the big hair and the puffy skirts, there's a wild side that nobody knows quite yet. When the cutesy bruisers hear of your misdeeds, you'd better duck for cover, when the bad guys show up, they square up! Justice never looked cuter!~ Cover Created by (Sophie) Please Enjoy the story!

Hero Time (Composite Ben 10 reader x Multiple Crossovers) by Bill_s

"In a world where Grimm, Danger Beasts, Monsters, and notorious villains run rampant, there are those who stand against them. Benders, Huntsmen, Heroes, people who have the power to fight them, for the sole purpose of defending the innocent. At least some of them. Other guys just want to prove how powerful they are, and push around people without powers. I learned that the hard way. My name is Y/n Tennyson. I'm 20 years old, and I am in possession of the most powerful alien weapons, in the universe. When I was little, people like Bakugo and Issei picked on me everyday, just because I was too powerless to do anything. So one day, I decided to drop out of Union Academy and went on a cross country road trip with my grandpa and cousin. Then on our first stop, I went out on a walk where a meteor fell out of the sky and crashed right in front of me. But, as it turns out, it wasn't a meteor, but a pod containing a watch that, once stuck upon your wrist, could turn you into any alien you want. Needless to say that my life went uphill from there. I traveled across the galaxy, saved it from blowing up. Fought a giant alien, AS a giant alien. Stopped a race from destroying the universe. Blew up my watch. Got a new one. Dated a tennis player, and broke up with her. Fought a giant alien, as a giant alien AGAIN, this time in Tokyo. Killed an interdimensional demon along with my archnemesis. And made friends with a Slimebiote named Skurd. Now me and my friends are unlicensed heroes who defend the world from destruction. Mainly because it's the right thing to do, but partially to show Union Academy what kind of hero I am now. And I can't wait to see the look on their faces." (None of the images, videos, or gifs in the book belong to me. I own none of the properties you will see in this fan fiction, they all belong to their respective owners. Any characters depicted in romantic or sexual context is 18 years old or older. You belong to yourself.)

City of Masks: Vigilante origins by TipsyWizard

Abominations, freaks, monsters; society has forever ostracized those who stand out. And when the discovery of a new mineral leads to people developing supernatural abilities, these "Abnormals" are treated no differently. However in the wake of a catastrophic event that left everyone wondering whether it was the end, everything changed. Now Abnormals are appreciated more than ever as an era of Superheroes was born, inspired by the heroes who saved the World! But this story isn't about those heroes, instead we follow Elliot Campbell, seventeen years later, in the waning years of Superhero popularity. Elliot is your average bystander who struggles everyday to stay above rock bottom, except for one big problem; he is an absolute loser, incapable of making correct decisions. That is until he is offered the power to change the course of his life forever. He could become an Abnormal or even more hopeful he could become a Superhero! Except that the way he would get his powers isn't exactly above board & the people he would be joining are fighting crime outside of the law. Is this the chance he must take to turn his life around or just another BIG mistake in a long long list of them?

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