What Gift Do You Want For Your Birthday?

AU. Domestic Fluffy. DILF Luffy x DILF Sanji. LuSan. Birthday Fic. NSFW.

"It's very convenient to pretend to forget your birthday, honey," I muttered under my breath softly.

"You said something?"

I took a better look at him, like every day, he was dressed in my T-shirt and a pair of loose trousers. He generally cooked wearing my old t-shirts because he didn't feel guilty ruining them with oil splatters and grease. I was fine. After all, I was thankful that I was broader and buff than him, because my T-shirts fit him well, a little too well. How was it possible to have such a tiny waist as a man was a question that bothered me. Now I wanted to slide my hands up the T-shirt, play with his nipples, and bend him over the kitchen counter. But Sanji warned me, years back, that kitchen sex was forbidden. So I didn't do what my dick wanted to do. Instead, went back to him and, "And happy birthday." I slid an envelope into his pocket of his waist apron. "Shishishi! I love you."

"Don't remind me! I am 40!"