Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
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Because she did.
This isn't a jokebook, it's a memoir.
The memoir of a chicken, Ruby, who decided to cross a road. Well she didn't really have a choice. You'll see. Just read the story.
But the point is she crossed the road.
I know right? Crazy.
Since when do chickens cross roads?
But Ruby did. Yeah I know, rebellious. Why?
Because.
But what happened after?
Something.
DUN DUN DUN..... I KNOW THIS IS A HORRIBLE SUMMARY IM SORRY I SUCK AT SUMMARIES BUT PLEASE JUST READ IT :) also my enter/return button refuses to work on summaries so yeah
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