"Why did you bury bubba in the garden, uncle Russ?" "So he can always come back to visit us, Canada." Sitting on one of the old willows branches, he's watching from afar, his thoughts went unnoticed by the other two. 'You won't get rid of me that easy honey. I didn't even get to haunt you yet.' He chuckled as he thought about ways to haunt his beloved Russia. ---------- "Why did you never try to find yourself someone new Russia? It's been years since your old partner passed away. Surely a man of your satue, wealth and position would have no difficulties with that, no?" His buisness partner wondered out loud. "Well you see, America might have died in my arms back then, but after a while me and Canada figured out that he never actually left us." Russia pondered, looking like he was deep in thought. "He made it clear a long time ago, when my parents brought up the possibility of an arranged marriage, he doesn't tolerate me being with anybody else." Like clockwork the half empty bottle of Coca-Cola next to him tipped over and he caught it, like he was expecting it. Japan's eyes snapped down to his hand, eyes widening at the silent implication. Once he'd calmed down from the initial shock he relaxed back into his armchair and just answered nonchalantly. "So... does he just watch you jerk off, or did you figure something else out...?" It was almost painful for Russia to hold back his laughter after Japan suddendly flinched from a hit to the back of his head. This is based off a oneshot in my oneshot book. It's the storie's first chapter here. Have fun reading!
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