From Death We Rise: Introducing the Academy Staff, Personnel, and Initiates

We all have one thing in common, here in Chaos Realm. We are dead. Yes you heard me, dead. Like, most of us are buried under at least one layer of sediment in the ground, dead.

Actually, we all have two things in common, because none of us are actually dead anymore are we? (If you do happen to still be dead, I can offer you three choices. One, go see our resident psychiatrist because it's all in your head. Two, SOMEBODY GET A MEDIC UP HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS GUY IS FOR REAL DEAD!!! And three, just go back to the right afterlife where you belong, spirit. I don't know how you managed to drift across a universe AND get past security, but you're not supposed to be here. )

Well then, in this book. I'm going to give y'all the rundown on who's here. These will be your fellow initiates, teachers, janitors, and guys with food. We all have stories and pasts, and this is where it'll all be poured out so we can start anew.

(You'll only be considered official part of the Academy if we verify you)