Stolen Love (a Peppa Pig x Susie Sheep Novel)

Peppa Pig is an ordinary girl. She is perhaps the sexiest girl in all of England. But she has a lot coming her way. After her cousin, Chloe, is abducted, she has one mission: find the murderer, and save her cousin. Along the way, Daddy Pig is convinced of many crimes (including attempted manslaughter), and Peppa must find her way through the chaos. After the police suggest that the U.S. Constitution can't save her, Peppa must travel back in time to write the Constitution. Peppa will find some love along the way, but not with any boy that she picked up off the street, but somebody else. Her best friend. She has many affairs with multiple women. Will Peppa find Chloe?