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Hermitcraft Incorrect quotes
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Ongoing, First published Mar 13, 2024
...Hermitcraft Incorrect quotes

And btw I'm going to change the cover when I can because I made it at 1am

And most quotes come from a generator

THERE WILL BE DIRTY JOKES, SWEARING, AND MY SHIPS!!!!!
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oh look, a third book of Hermitcraft stuff :') ships, smut, fluff, angst, all that stuff will all be present here