Hermitcraft Incorrect quotes

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...Hermitcraft Incorrect quotes

And btw I'm going to change the cover when I can because I made it at 1am

And most quotes come from a generator

THERE WILL BE DIRTY JOKES, SWEARING, AND MY SHIPS!!!!!All Rights Reserved

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