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☇Palo ⇡Alto, ↲ ◂◃ a⇢ parody
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Ongoing, First published Jun 26, 2011
Mature
When stepbrothers Ezra and Darwin, along with their friend Neel, are accepted into Stanford University, they're given the best reward of their life : a dream vacation to the heart of Silicon Valley, Palo Alto! It's every techie's dream to make it in the nerd capital of the world, but the friends'
trip takes a drastic turn for the worst: the plane makes an emergency landing in Monte Sereno, and the boys are forced to stay with Ezra's slave-driving, uncool aunt and anti-tech Luddite uncle on their disgusting ranch. Traumatized, scarred for life, and beyond miserable, the boys make a run for it and pose as Google interviewees in a luxury hotel. 
It also just happens that a revolutionary Indian biotech mogul happens to be in two, and in the same hotel -- and Neel seems to look exactly like the mogul's son, which skyrockets all of the boys into a life of pre-released video games, free laptops, and meeting their idols in awesome restaurants! Of course, all is not ultra-thin microchips and sexy graphic T's, when the friends uncover a plot to assassinate their benefactor, get involved with some random FBI (or was it CIA?) lady, and Neel even has to deal with his apparent gold-digger girlfriend. 

Join Ezra, Darwin, and Neel on their comedic adventure, as they discover that whirlwind typing speeds and perfect SAT scores aren't always going to save your life.
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