Story cover for ☇Palo ⇡Alto, ↲ ◂◃ a⇢ parody by Aetila
☇Palo ⇡Alto, ↲ ◂◃ a⇢ parody
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  • Votos 13
  • Partes 2
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  • LECTURAS 486
  • Votos 13
  • Partes 2
  • Hora 30m
Continúa, Has publicado jun 26, 2011
Contenido adulto
When stepbrothers Ezra and Darwin, along with their friend Neel, are accepted into Stanford University, they're given the best reward of their life : a dream vacation to the heart of Silicon Valley, Palo Alto! It's every techie's dream to make it in the nerd capital of the world, but the friends'
trip takes a drastic turn for the worst: the plane makes an emergency landing in Monte Sereno, and the boys are forced to stay with Ezra's slave-driving, uncool aunt and anti-tech Luddite uncle on their disgusting ranch. Traumatized, scarred for life, and beyond miserable, the boys make a run for it and pose as Google interviewees in a luxury hotel. 
It also just happens that a revolutionary Indian biotech mogul happens to be in two, and in the same hotel -- and Neel seems to look exactly like the mogul's son, which skyrockets all of the boys into a life of pre-released video games, free laptops, and meeting their idols in awesome restaurants! Of course, all is not ultra-thin microchips and sexy graphic T's, when the friends uncover a plot to assassinate their benefactor, get involved with some random FBI (or was it CIA?) lady, and Neel even has to deal with his apparent gold-digger girlfriend. 

Join Ezra, Darwin, and Neel on their comedic adventure, as they discover that whirlwind typing speeds and perfect SAT scores aren't always going to save your life.
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