The Hobbit: A Stupid Journey
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The Hobbit: A Stupid Journey charts the course of the Lobbit, Bibbo Baggies, as he confronts an assortment of vile characters including: Gander the Gold, trolls, dwarves, orcs, goblins, elves, dragon(s?) and other assorted nasties. There is bound to be much blood spilled, gold won, and witty insults traded before Bibbo returns to the Shire Pony, if he returns at all. As Gander the Gold once said, "Even if you do make it back, unlikely, there's no way you can defend your hoard of treasure. Honestly."
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