The Hobbit: A Stupid Journey
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  • Reads 1,432
  • Votes 40
  • Parts 11
  • Time 49m
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Complete, First published Jan 03, 2013
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The Hobbit: A Stupid Journey charts the course of the Lobbit, Bibbo Baggies, as he confronts an assortment of vile characters including: Gander the Gold, trolls, dwarves, orcs, goblins, elves, dragon(s?) and other assorted nasties. There is bound to be much blood spilled, gold won, and witty insults traded before Bibbo returns to the Shire Pony, if he returns at all. As Gander the Gold once said, "Even if you do make it back, unlikely, there's no way you can defend your hoard of treasure. Honestly."
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In Love With a Dwarf? (The Hobbit Fanfiction) **ON HOLD TILL DECEMBER**

32 parts Complete

When the Dwarves show up in Bag End, Bilbo Baggins and his daughter Belle are furious. The mud trod into the mat, the disgusting smell of passing gas, and rude manners are enough to drive any Hobbit crazy, but what if you knew your daughter had some feelings for a certain Dwarf...? (based on the 2012 movie, the same journey only with Belle)

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