The Major Turn-Off
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Ongoing, First published Apr 04, 2015
Induratize -
(v) to make one's own heart hardened, or resistant to someone's pleas or advances, or to the idea of love.

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Ashlyn McKinley's life was a Romantic Comedy, minus the romance, more on the drama and her just laughing at all the failed attempts of love by the people around her.

She had seen the soul-crushing, heart-shattering damage right before her very eyes. From Greg Birkoff's horrible breakup, to Mie Miyakawa's terrible academic performance, to Camila Demelo's surprising change of lifestyle, and to her parents' shocking divorce.

Needless to say, she doesn't need anymore reason to know that love will only do her colossal damage . And to get away with all the drama that love has to offer, she does the unpredictable -- she gives them a major turn-off whenever they'd plan to make move on her.


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awesome cover by @CheyenneRayne


there would be a lot of swearing/cussing/cursing involved here. You have been warned.

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