Vampires Have The Most Bloody [Fun]erals
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Ongoing, First published Jun 24, 2011
January 1, 2010. Gwendolyn died. Well that's what her parents thought. Annoyed with her boring life in Arizona, Gwen placed a silly ad online requesting a top notch, sexy vamp to come take her away. Gwendolyn didn't believe in Vampires until Jorge came knocking on her door. Six days later, she is living the life in NYC! But its the journey she takes to get there AFTER she awakes from the ground. And don't even get her started on the 11 year old Buffy The Vamp Slayer determined to kill Gwen. Money, Parties, Fame, Unedifying Beauty, Sex, Sin and a City full of Blood, yep Gwen had it all wrong when her brother would fascinate on the tales of Vampires in his hidden stash of magazines .... Vampires have all the fun! 
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Too bad they all seem to be dying ... AND no thanks to little miss stake em' all.
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