Les Miserables Parody (on hold)

YOU HAVE TO KNOW THE STORY OF VICTOR HUGO'S LES MISERABLES TO FULLY UNDERSTAND THIS PARODY OF IT.
I did not write the story of Les Miserables. That was Victor Hugo. He created all of the characters I am using in my story. I just changed they're names a little bit so that they are more modern. Also, I am using some of the lyrics from the musical which were written by Herbert Kretzmer, but I am changing some words to fit the scenario.

As you can see, I'm a big fan of the musical Les Miserables so I decided to write the story of Les miserables that takes place in the modern time. (or at least closer to the present than the French revolution!) This is supposed to be sort of funny (or maybe only funny to me-I have a weird sense of humor.) Also, the lines and the plot are going to be really (and I mean really) cheesy and you are going to recognize most of them from the muscal. Even though the real thing is really sad, this is supposed to be a comedy(somewhat.) And nobody dies!!!! YAY!!!