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The Meth in You || A Jesse X Walter story

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"'You ruined my life, lil wheezy!' She sobs, trudging furiously toward the balding cancer man in chemo, gun in hand. Walter looks up in horror, his eyes immediately finding Jesse amongst the haze before his ex-wife knocks him out with the grip of her glock." 

Has your ex wife ever tried to kill you after you become a drug kingpin? No? Then you're not doing marriage right. Join Jesse and Walter in their crazy convict lives in this new exciting, action-packed fanfic by the world-renowned Soupda.

(Warning: this fanfic is written only with satire in mind.)All Rights Reserved

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