Nutella
Goldielocks37
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  • MGA BUMASA 1,320
  • Mga Boto 72
  • Mga Parte 34
  • Oras 7m
Goldielocks37
Ongoing, Unang na-publish Apr 04, 2015
Mature
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I was looking at other funny books and suddenly I though hey I could do this to !!!!!! :) 
I also promise to update once a day or so once every three days at least unless I majorly injured or find out I'm superman. How awesome would that be I could fly and be a badass or I find out I have some thing better to do.
 But any way enjoy! Don't forget to laugh! 
FWI if your ever felling down eat Nutella with a spoon and cry.
Also I encourage you to comment funny random stuff
Caution: this is not suppose to offend anyone it's just humor, if this does offend you I'm sorry
Dedication: this is dedicated to my little sister Mia also known as sleepingbeauty10
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Quotes/Rants/Confessions ni Twerkoff
82 Parte Ongoing Mature
I like to rant, I'm good at it or so I've been told. If you also like to rant come join me I love to rant with people! Also confession of mine, because these are things I'd never tell people. If you'd like to have one of your confessions shared here let me know they will be posted anonymously. *~* I can't afford a therapist so this is my therapy, join me! -Twerkoff
Bound To Be ni thee_arielle
20 Parte Kumpleto Mature
Trigger warning for the following: -mature content -some strong language -fighting -mentions of abuse Everything was cool. It was fine and normal until, a new family moves I'm next door. The beautiful family seemed normal enough, but something was off. Their son didn't fit into the rest of them. He was mysterious and seemed a little bit standoffish. He seemed rude and like he didn't belong. Meeting him went well, and she catches his eye. Going to school together and their families spending some time together causes them to grow closer. So close that things happen. What happens? Do sparks fly?
New Bad Girl (Magcon Book 1 Complete)currently Editing ni swaggymama124
34 Mga Parte Kumpleto Mature
Hey, my names Sofia or how my friends call me "lil' soso". Sofia is sassy, classy and a bit bad-assy she breaks the rules, talks back, smokes, drinks and plays pranks. but hey no good girl ever made history. she moves in with her mother in la and ends up going to the same school as the magcon boys. let's just say nobody messes with lil' soso. Song for this book: how to be a heart breaker. I update like twice a day lol. I love to add people in books so message me please. ⚠ not edited ⚠ strong language ⚠ pure awesomeness ⚠ if you don't understand sarcasm don't read.
Roommates with Benefits [18+ only] ni TheWritingWolf1
78 Parte Kumpleto Mature
"An exciting sexy compromise full of pleasure, and this was such a pleasure to read!" - KitKatZhang "Two broken people trying to mend their pasts, blinded by lust and love. They find each other by chance -or rather a roommate ad online.The perfect combination of passion and promises. 10/10 would read again." - unconsciouslyReading Adventurous, lustful, comical, just an all around amazing book that took you for a roller coaster ride. Of all the books I've read, so far this is my favorite. Highly Recommended!!! - Ellie_Mad1son **** "You really don't like me, huh?" I crossed my arms when I finally saw him on the threshold. "I don't have to like you. I need your money to pay the bills and that's it. For all I care, we can be perfect strangers." He laughed. "So much hatred coming from a shy nerd ..." "So much smugness coming from a boy whose living arrangement is in my hands ..." Lukas raised his hands in mock surrender. "Touché." He laughed. "Man, are you feisty ..." "Maybe I'm in a bad mood." "My fault?" I arched an eyebrow at him. "You tell me, you're the one that basically broke into my house." "Hey, I knocked. You didn't hear me." "That's when you wait, and knock again, Sherlock." I scoffed. Lukas smirked smugly, his eyes once again raking over my full frame. "Didn't know I'd find you naked, sweetheart. In that case I wouldn't have even knocked ..." 🔥🔥🔥 You can review Roommates with Benefits on Goodreads!
The Knights Pearls ni CrimsonKnight-
30 Parte Kumpleto Mature
*Book title has been updated, previously known as Ace* Imagine seeing someone unable to buy food because they didn't have the money. Then randomly a stranger decided to pay for something as simple as breakfast.... "That will be $3 dollars " the lady in front of the cash said, the boy began to frantically look for his wallet. "Here you go" I smiled passing her the 20 dollars. "Also, can I get a yogurt the fruit cup and a bottle of orange juice please" the boy stood in shock as the lady passed me everything. "Here" I say as he stares at me still in shock "thank you... I'm sorry l-" "Don't worry about it" I then fist bumped him and walked away. _____ Little did Annalise know that within 12 years that boy would grow into a dashing, charming and may I add extremely handsome man. "I will treat you like a princess.... No one will ever hurt you I promise." He looked deep into my eyes as if time itself stopped. Warmth Love Lust Romance _____________ Thank you to all my readers I wouldn't have ever imagined reaching 200K+ readers, I'm very thankful to everyone. I truly hope everyone enjoys reading!!
IT & ST Imagines & Preferences ni armiehammerbykesha
29 Mga Parte Kumpleto
i wrote this when i was 13 so i'm sorry for how bad it is but a lot of people seem to enjoy it so i'm leaving it up, just know i am self aware x
Brothers ni hellooooo1233
70 Parte Ongoing Mature
Older brothers. I have more than people could handle. I have 8 brothers. Well one is my twin, but surprise surprise he likes to make it known that he is older. Sometimes it sucks being the only girl, but I wouldn't change it for the world. My name is Alora. I am 14 years old and a freshmen in high school. People think that my family is perfect and that we have never had anything bad happen to us. We lost our mom over 9 years ago. I also had something bad happen to me, but I will get into more detail in the story. This book is just for fun. And this book is inspired by so many people, so if something seems similar tell me so I can give credit, but I would love to give a few books that inspired me to write this are "I'm a Costello," by _crazy_hooman_ , "The Storm's Return," by Cocomazza, "Our Little Moon" by nunu110383, and finally "Resilience" by liswatiii. I could still go on about amazing books and writers, but these are just a few that are my personal favorites ( even if you don't like them this is just my opinion). #1 In dead mom! -May 2022 #1 in protective older brothers!- March 2023
Our Flor ni Cely-124
43 Parte Kumpleto Mature
"I loved you like there was no tomorrow yet you left like yesterday didn't mean a thing" All my life I wished for was a family .A happy home to come to I've had it but it all came crumbling down when my mom took me from my only happiness and she would be the reason the world showed it's dark side at a young age. Sneak Peek: "Wow" "she's a goddess" "who is that" "she is a beauty" "what an attention seeker" I walk down the ball smiling softly at all the guests.I walk behind my brothers and papa while Lucas is beside me.I don't miss the lust from men or the jealous glares women are giving me.But what surprises me the most is I see a face I never thought I would see ever again.... Under editing 👋 READ MY BOOK TO FIND OUT July 15😊 Sequel will be out in a while😘
The Slut and The Dork |✓ ni SamiRae53
21 Parte Kumpleto Mature
COMPLETED "You are pretty dumb for a dork," I laugh as Justin hangs his head down in defeat, "Let me show you" I fiddle around with the displaced parts until it clicks together and the record player starts playing again, "See it's supposed to do that!" "You are pretty smart for a slut." He says back with a laugh but, I can see on his face he instantly regrets it. My mouth is hanging open, in complete shock, when he continues "I'm sorry I didn't mean it-" "No, stop," I say with a slight laugh and then for some reason it grows to a full-blown fit of laughter, "No. one. has. ever. called. me. that. to. My. face" I manage to get out through my small, continuing fits of laughter. "You aren't mad at me?" "No, it's not like that an unknown fact," I saw with a smile, "I'm actually surprised you had the balls to say it." "I don't think you are a slut," He says, his cheeks getting a little flushed. In my most breathy, husky voice, I answer, "are you sure, Justin? I know you have thought about the things I would let you do to me if I would just get naked in front of you." As I start to pull off the sweater that is covering the small tank top that's under it. His face flushes a deeper color of red and I can't help but, giggle a little. "Don't worry Justin, I won't get naked unless you ask." Justin and Blythe are basically polar opposites from each other but, because of one class, they find themselves having to learn everything they can about each other. Where will this story take them? Will they become friends or enemies? Will they pass the class and the ultimate test? Continue on reading to find out!
Mr. Sexy, Book 1, The Hardcore Series ni JessikaKlide
25 Parte Kumpleto Mature
The one thing I've been missing walks into my life. A man with blue-green eyes that sets my soul on fire. I sure didn't see Mr. Sexy in my stars. Ironically, I meet the man of my dreams in Alabama. He's a handsome helicopter pilot who moved into 9G down the hall. Our chemistry is off-the-charts HOT! He thinks I'm a sweet, southern girl. And for now, that's enough. There is no reason to share my secret yet. It serves no purpose for him to know I'm the hottest act on The Vegas Strip. A million-dollar diva with a show of my own. Experience has proven that information changes men. They stereotype me, and I am not a 'sex worker.' I'm a dancer who sells the suggestion of seduction. As a matter of fact, my Rule #1 is: No touching. So, my game plan is simple. Seduce him. See if this magical feeling between us is love. If the fireworks explode into something real, I'll share my secret then. But if the fireworks implode, there was no need for him to have known. Time to test Mr. Sexy's desire. Is it lust or love?
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Quotes/Rants/Confessions cover
Bound To Be cover
New Bad Girl (Magcon Book 1 Complete)currently Editing cover
Roommates with Benefits [18+ only] cover
The Knights Pearls cover
IT & ST Imagines & Preferences cover
Brothers cover
Our Flor cover
The Slut and The Dork |✓ cover
Mr. Sexy, Book 1, The Hardcore Series cover

Quotes/Rants/Confessions

82 Parte Ongoing Mature

I like to rant, I'm good at it or so I've been told. If you also like to rant come join me I love to rant with people! Also confession of mine, because these are things I'd never tell people. If you'd like to have one of your confessions shared here let me know they will be posted anonymously. *~* I can't afford a therapist so this is my therapy, join me! -Twerkoff

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