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A country and two states

2 parts Ongoing

Canada can't stand his stepbrothers two states Maine and Vermont. Reason? They are copies of him. Cold winters, pine trees, maple syrup, brow- wait, maple syrup?! Canada can't have copies of him but Maine and Vermont are best friends and don't mind the similarites. USA doesn't understand Canada's frustration but not until something extreme happens. What can that be? And can Canada ever become friends with the two states? Written in a humorous style, join the 3 on a arguing adventure to best friends. In first person so it's narrated by Maine. It alternates tho, but mostly Maine is speaking. **** -Me like Canada? He's kidding! Vermont and Me are like nothing compared to Canada. I love mooses, just don't tell Alaska or else he'll pick me up and put me in the snow on an alaskan trail! Mooses are also part of Canada, right? Vermont then comes to me.- Vermont: Yo Maine! Maine: Hey Vermont! Vermont: Wassup? Maine: Nothing, wassup with you? Vermont: Beautiful New England weather don't ya think? Maine: I agree Comrade. Vermont: Sceince when did you become Russian? Maine: I mean friend. Stupid Russia and America. Vermont: Don't blame dad, he's trying to keep us safe! Maine: Your right! -Vermont gives the best pep-talks. I mean, he is my best friend.-