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The Banana man and Baguette man /// [An enemies to lovers story]

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Parts 12
Time 1h 16m

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The Banana man... he was a middle aged man with dark brown hair, who always wore a white shirt, and most importantly, always had a banana in his hand which he ate sinisterly..
Everyone always ran away from the Banana man's menacing presence. He was a sinister looking man and everyone was scared of him.. well, everyone except for one certain man who bumped into the Banana man one day. Little did the Banana man know that that day would change his life forever..
Would the man with the brown hat, apron, and two baguettes in his hand be the solution to the Banana man's problems..?
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jst a silly story created by me and my friend for funsies!! I swear we are very normal people please don't call the police on usAll Rights Reserved

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