WHAT DA HELL??

I used to be a working class citizen in the USA managing to get by due to constant paranoia and anxiety. I used to live in the year 202X and got up at ungodly hours of the day to bring home some dough. And I used to struggle to do many things independently.

The key words here, are "used to".

Now I've been thrust into the past of a world I had only seen from one side of a screen and have somehow become important for a show that had purely been for promoting toys in the early '80s. Which show? The 1984 first generation Transformers.

Evidently both Autobots and Decepticons alike are determined to have me join their cause, but the only thing I've got going through my mind is "WHAT DA HAIL??"