A Typical Kidnapping

Hi! I'm Nixo! SOO this is my "first" fanfic, I write em' a lot, but this is my first one sharing with the public. My grammar is actual shit so don't expect some grand ass poetry from the heavens to fall down into y'alls brains as you read this. I hope you enjoy!

IF I KNOW YOU IRL AND YOU FIND THIS, I AM TRULY SORRY BUT IF YOU TELL ANYONE YOUR KNEEECAPS ARE MINE-