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CAPTAIN CRETACEOUS Vol. 1

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Dirk Derekson is a hopeless architect student who's barely even passing his classes while getting rejected by girls all the time. Sometimes he wonders what it would be like to be transported to a world where... women liked him more, and life was easier. Unfortunately, he should've been careful what he wished for.

A strange old man somehow manages to transport Dirk back in time, all the way to the time when Dinosaurs walked the earth. And Dirk soon finds out he's not alone there. There are two beautiful women there, and more continue to appear!

Will Dirk and his harem of inter-temporal hotties manage to survive the harsh, dinosaur infested Cretaceous? Will he be able to cement himself as leader of the Cretaceous Era? Or possibly even, CAPTAIN CRETACEOUS?All Rights Reserved

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Hotline Fling by still_just_me

**FREE STORY + paid bonus content** Can you fall in love with someone from the sound of their voice? No, that's silly... Eight years after losing her parents, Juneau's aimless drifting is a far cry from the stable, love-centered life her heart craves. Buried under student loan debt, she becomes an adult phone line worker. Instant sparks fly with her new client, Damian, a police sergeant whose investigations leave him jaded and burned out. Within the frenetic energy of New York City, Juneau and Damian are unaware of how closely connected their lives are, but repeated hot, anonymous conversations demand both to investigate if they've developed a true connection or if it's just a hotline fling. Formerly It's Just Phone Sex. Original 2021 story was edited & refreshed in June 2023. This story is complete & free. Only bonus chapters have paywall. Thank you for finding it! Humbled by: *2022 Watty's Bootcamp. Many thanks to my mentor @TeaNHeartache. *Featured on Wattpad's Editor's Picks *Featured on Romance, New Adult, WattpadAfterDark, Humor, Creators Highest ranks: #1 cute, humor, newadult, phone, romcom, drama, matureaudience, maturethemes, newyork, phonesex, sexscenes, eroticromance, policeofficer, bravetogether, & youngadultromance #2 hot, comedy, steamy, funny, angst #5 youngadult, sexy #39 love #74 romance

The Girl He Loves So Much by shikagupta170

Suddenly I turned around. And I shouted loudly. Mr. Devil is standing there staring at me and narrowing his eyebrows. What the hell he is doing. I'm in the towel. You ,what are you doing here. Damian - I could ask the same thing. Angelina - I grabbed the flower vase. What are you doing in my room. Damian - that flower vase costs more money than you have ever seen in your life. I advise you to put it down. Angelina- I kept it down. His eyes are traveling through my length of my body. I feel naked under his gaze. I cleared my throat. Now tell me why you are here. Suddenly a book fallen from his hands. It's from my favorite novel. I didn't no you read. Damian - a lot of things you don't know about me. Angelina -he started walking closer to me. And I stepped back and I hitted the counter. Our bodies are only few inches away. He whispered in my ear. For instance someone probably more.... Dressed. Shit !the towel. I cleared my throat. I should get dressed. He putted his hands on the kitchen counter leaning towards me as my breath quickens and heart is racing from the proximity of my body. He winked and said you should... Yes.. And why I am not moving. Damian - is there any problem, Ms. Angelina. Angelina- no Damian - but you are blushing. Angelina - and I hate myself for that. I slightly pushed him. Please you are too close to me. Damian - am I making you uncomfortable angelina What happens if two different personalities meet. Will they stay or apart. Read it further to know the story. And I promise it is a beautiful love story. Will they fall in love ? Will his opinion changes regarding women? Will he finally gets his broken princess or destiny plays it's part? Read it further to know this beautiful story and experience the greatest romance between them ..........

PSYCHOSAPIEN by JosephRamshaw

An action-packed horror-comedy for fans of Jurassic Park, Stranger Things and Scream! They created a monster. A genetic hybrid that can talk, manipulate and deceive like a human. Now, the monster is out of its cage. And it won't stop killing. Chuck Gold isn't a monster-hunter. He's just a college kid with a lot of podcast ideas and a report due on Sunday. He doesn't know it yet, but he's about to spend the next 12 hours in a high stakes game of cat & mouse with the most advanced predator the world has ever known. Will he succeed in ending the creature's murderous rampage? Or will the creature kill Chuck and everyone else on campus? Let's be honest, it's probably going to be the second one.

Thana in the Jurassics by derpypug101

In the prehistoric ruins of Earth, now overruled by the first dinosaurs that man has ever seen. Scientists and creators of these genetically engineered dinosaurs by the name of Dr. Blanc. He became a harsh and cruel dictator, killing off and capturing people to become part of his sinister army. Seventeen-year-old Thana managed to survive evil madman Dr. Blanc's attack on her village and is now orphaned with her pet Sabertooth Tiger, Saba. Years later, Dr. Blanc is still on loose. After years of searching, Thana finally bumps into Dr.Blanc who torments two teenage siblings, Salem and Levi, who she then confides in order to defeat Dr. Blanc and his evil army. Dr. Blanc discovers their village, with their father, Sam Sullivan, who took down Dr. Blanc many years before. The Sullivans and Thana decide to run from Blanc, before he can hurt anyone else, they travel down South, to the swampy village of the T-Rex king. Here, Thana finds unexpected friendships-and complicated feelings-as the threat of Dr. Blanc's returning army looms like a storm on the horizon. If she wants to take down Dr. Blanc, she will have to start making choices that weigh survival against humanity and life against love. *ATWOW Fanfic Inspo* *Aonung x OC Story of Palu Inspo*

The Germaphobic Beta by Eliyang1

Born with the curse of having to share his body and conscience with the worst possible companion, Idris struggles to control a part of himself that he can't get rid of, no matter how much he tries. Enter his mind as he battles himself over control for his own life against his wolf, King. King is mighty and strong but a mother fucking jerk, and his only entertainment is to make his human's clean and organized life a living hell. Who can Idris rely on when King's recessive side of his mind is willingly throwing him into the worse possible situations and the other part would pull him away from experiencing life's simple pleasures and ultimately keep him from living? What would happen when King gets fed up with Idris, starts keeping secrets from him, and begins plotting behind his back?

Caleb & The Spitfire by JeniRaeD

Tiffany is 26, she left L.A. during her husbands work party after secretly signing annulment papers with her attorney earlier in the day, instructing her attorney to deliver them the very next day. She didn't know where she was heading just wanted to be far away from the L.A lifestyle, and her abusive husband that she had only been married to for 6 months. After breaking down in the middle of nowhere and no cars coming her way leaving everything behind she walked until she found a motel at the edge of town and crashed for the night. Caleb is 28, the only local mechanic in town and only works on his own time. He is also a fulltime firefighter and emergency responder. The motel gives her Caleb's number, after realizing she left her phone in L.A. the only way to get a hold of him is by finding him herself. When Caleb and Tiffany meet for the first time, he thought she was very attractive, until she gave him attitude. When she found out who he was she begged him to get her car going, he told her that she would have to wait, that there were other cars in front of hers and reminded her that he had a full time job to attend to. She was a spitfire and Caleb did everything he could to push her buttons until one night their temptations took over. Credit for cover: Www.selfpubbookcovers.com/kshipley

ANACHRONICITY #1: Girl & her Dinosaur by NeoPulp

Time shatters and history as we know it is no more. Extinct species walk along modern armies, technological progress averages out over several periods and lands shift and reform when least expected. In the midst of anachronistic chaos, a mysterious woman with a questionable past known only as SJ roams the Every-When on her dinosaur best friend Imogen. Together they rummage through temporal debris in a fight for survival against a myriad of obstacles and opponents. No one is safe when the clock doesn't tick in the same direction anymore.

𝐓𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜 | ✓ by softnakd

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DinoHigh,NO humans allowed! dinosaurs and dark academia archaeology core by frostgear

your the first human in an all dino school. and your not welcome here! a gothic school of fallen nobility, an ancient tragedy hidden in the past. new money washes away an old legacy, with modern upstarts. will you take back your ancient heritage. restore your lost honor. and avenge your fall from grace. will you survive this hostile environment with only your wits to save you. or will you be eaten by your peers. life has given you a buffet of lovers of all shapes and sizes. too bad they all hate your guts. but can you turn that hatred into love? how many dino girls will you swoon over to humanitys side before one of them decides your better off. as a charming snack.

Muse [18+] • REVISING by oneofherfigments

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ANACHRONICITY #1: Girl & her Dinosaur cover

𝐓𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐜 | ✓ cover

DinoHigh,NO humans allowed! dinosaurs and dark academia archaeology core cover

Muse [18+] • REVISING cover

Hotline Fling

FREE STORY + paid bonus content Can you fall in love with someone from the sound of their voice? No, that's silly... Eight years after losing her parents, Juneau's aimless drifting is a far cry from the stable, love-centered life her heart craves. Buried under student loan debt, she becomes an adult phone line worker. Instant sparks fly with her new client, Damian, a police sergeant whose investigations leave him jaded and burned out. Within the frenetic energy of New York City, Juneau and Damian are unaware of how closely connected their lives are, but repeated hot, anonymous conversations demand both to investigate if they've developed a true connection or if it's just a hotline fling. Formerly It's Just Phone Sex. Original 2021 story was edited & refreshed in June 2023. This story is complete & free. Only bonus chapters have paywall. Thank you for finding it! Humbled by: 2022 Watty's Bootcamp. Many thanks to my mentor @TeaNHeartache. Featured on Wattpad's Editor's Picks *Featured on Romance, New Adult, WattpadAfterDark, Humor, Creators Highest ranks: #1 cute, humor, newadult, phone, romcom, drama, matureaudience, maturethemes, newyork, phonesex, sexscenes, eroticromance, policeofficer, bravetogether, & youngadultromance #2 hot, comedy, steamy, funny, angst #5 youngadult, sexy #39 love #74 romance