Lesson Learned
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Uh oh! The evil and mischievous Dr. Hare forgot his Duolingo lessons! Looks like he's going to have to learn the hard way what happens if you forget your lessons in favor of taking over the world.
Happy April Fools day! At least. I'm hoping this is published on April first and my procrastinating self does not forget this and then I have to wait a whole year to publish this. This is a joke fic. No romance or shipping. Poor attempt and trying to write something spooky scary bc I am not that good at writing scary stuff.
No beta we die like like Dr. Hare's Rabbot.
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