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What's Wrong With Being A Salted Fish?

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Reads 87,994
Votes 958
Parts 167
Time 38h 55m

crankydanmeienjoyer

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THIS STORY IS NOT MINE. MTL WITH SLIGHT EDITS, NOT A TRANSLATION. There will be some grammar issues, if you spot them, comment and I will fix it asap. Cannot guarantee it is 100% accurate. 

Original title: I lost the link to it, but if anyone can find it, PLEASE message me and I'll update this ASAP.
Author: Read above.

Lin Zhuo, who was a cannon fodder, suddenly awakened his consciousness, and then he didn't know how many worlds he had traveled through. He felt very tired. 

When he decided to be a salted fish who did nothing, he waited for system 0617. 

He thought he didn't need to travel anymore. He was told that he didn't need to do the mission, but he couldn't get the house promised by the organization if he didn't do the mission, so he was forced to go to work. 

He thought he could have a pension, but he still has to go to work. He'll go to work! Who said that he can't be a salted fish if he works? Life is so tiring, he wants to be a salted fish!All Rights Reserved

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