C-Virus | Leon Kennedy x Connor Dbh

Originally on AO3 but I'm uploading it here as well. Written with a friend for giggles. crack taken seriously <3

Leon is in a situation ship, and his new work partner threatens his uncomfortable reality. After the android revolution, human-android tensions prevail. A terrorist group rises in power, hell-bent on destroying everything androids have built up to this point. They develop a new virus that affects not only people, but androids too. How will Leon take down this evil organization? Who will Leon choose? Will his asscheeks survive getting clapped so much? Will Connor and Leon have robot sex? Will Leon finally give into Chris Redfields demands? Will Chris Redfield accept his sister's lesbianism? So much is in store for this action-packed, "incredibly written" story. Stick around to find out. (We are so sorry to have offended your eyes with this one <3)