A Spamtasy
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Last published Thu, Aug 15, 2024
a low life peasant by the name of Spam (a can of Spams caned Ham) goes for a walk one day completely unaware of the adventures that wait ahead of him.
how will this little can take the journey??? can he Handle the heat??
TW/⚠️ POSSIBLE MENTION OF: HOMOPHOBIA, POSSABLE VIOLANCE AND POSSABLE RACISIM. And let's be real probably more in the future when i get bored and find the inspiration...
for more context in this universe the different food types fall under different races having.
-Meats
-Dairy
-Gluten
-Lactose
-Vegetable
-Fruit
-Dr0gs
-And other
so yeah food racisim exsit now
[A Work In Progress]
⚠️I wont be updating this story for a while I got bored and lost all motivation⚠️
-BA/🤠
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