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A Spamtasy

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a low life peasant by the name of Spam (a can of Spams caned Ham) goes for a walk one day completely unaware of the adventures that wait ahead of him.
how will this little can take the journey??? can he Handle the heat??  

TW/⚠️ POSSIBLE MENTION OF: HOMOPHOBIA, POSSABLE VIOLANCE AND POSSABLE RACISIM. And let's be real probably more in the future when i get bored and find the inspiration...
for more context in this universe the different food types fall under different races having.
-Meats
-Dairy
-Gluten
-Lactose
-Vegetable
-Fruit
-Dr0gs
-And other
so yeah food racisim exsit now 

[A Work In Progress]
⚠️I wont be updating this story for a while I got bored and lost all motivation⚠️
-BA/🤠All Rights Reserved

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[Holo-Gamer] YellowDelta Volume by MQgamedev

23 year old Human, M, is woken up from a Cryo Stacis chamber, having discovered that he slept for a thousand years, and the world being populated by Furries. as he tries to find his footing in this new world with the help of a AI implanted in his brain, and vast human knowledge, he discovers that he's no longer normal. And a darkness of the past is stirring up from it's slumber. ||There'll be a lot of references from various Anime, Manga and videogames in here, as well as various music, which will be marked with a ° (I'll lable the origins). In any way do I not own these. Warning: there'll be some Suggestive parts in the story as well as NSFW parts which will be censored, as well as mentions of fetishes. any NSFW details will be left to your imagination|| Theme: There's always one world that we live in, But what if there's multiple world's in our heads, where there's always a "Me" there but "we" walked down different paths in different worlds? And what if those reflect the desires, Thoughts, and Feelings of the original? Following characters names and Species will change. Mo|Cat android construct > Nile|Blue Tiger Android Construct Kel|Red Tiger Android Construct > Kel| Red Synth Apart from the References, and three specific Characters, All characters are purely fictional and any resemblances are pure coincidence as well as any events similar to this.

Fated To Be by blueadv3

If God is not going to punish the sinner then I WILL. People sometimes say to you, "Don't bother with them, their karma will come back to them someday". That is why sometimes people break themself in order to wait for that moment. But sometimes that moment never comes and you yourself are the one rotting away in this miserable life, so why wait when you could put your hands in it? "You are wrong. Whether I am here or not, your punishment will always come to you, I just.. make it much sooner for you. As I didn't have time to wait any longer", he said with a dark gloomy eyes that had lost their lights. When Shen Wei ran away at the age of 15 years old, he never thought that he would come back again, trying to untie the knot that had been lingering in his heart for years, he came back once again trying to understand some events, but to be honest, for him, it is just an excuse, he just wants to see the lights once again, to be able to proudly says "Mom, I have made it, the sinner have already been punished and you have nothing to worry about anymore". Even if it means to drag others down to hell with him. Shen Wei, "Because since the beginning, we have not been given a choice, we have been entangled in this trap, if we don't struggle to get away, you and I will surely lose. And I.. am not the type of person who will easily let other people bully me" Notes: First time making my own character, I think it will be hard for me to clearly describe how the character would be, but I will try my best. I must say first that the timeline is around the early 20th century.. probably, it is fictional, so there must be things that are different compared to the history. Thank you for understanding and reading my work.

[Holo-Gamer] BlueLight Volume by MQgamedev

23 year old Human, M, is woken up from a Cryo Stacis chamber, having discovered that he slept for a thousand years, and the world being populated by Furries. as he tries to find his footing in this new world with the help of a AI implanted in his brain, and vast human knowledge, he discovers that he's no longer normal. And a darkness of the past is stirring up from it's slumber. ||There'll be a lot of references from various Anime, Manga and videogames in here, as well as various music, which will be marked with a ° (I'll lable the origins). In any way do I not own these. Warning: there'll be some Suggestive parts in the story as well as NSFW parts which will be censored, as well as mentions of fetishes. any NSFW details will be left to your imagination|| Theme: There's always one world that we live in, But what if there's multiple world's in our heads, where there's always a "Me" there but "we" walked down different paths in different worlds? And what if those reflect the desires, Thoughts, and Feelings of the original? Following characters names will change. Myles > M Light > Lux Daniel > Dan Apart from the References, and three specific Characters, All characters are purely fictional and any resemblances are pure coincidence. As well as future events.

Our Little Secret by katiekiarawrites

I really hope people enjoy this ! It's my first time writing so please leave suggestions if you don't like something ! Thanks for reading ! ------------------------- Kade. This one man was born into the largest mafia in the country. He took over once his dad became too tired to run it. He's now one of the strongest men and can end your life with the snap of his fingers. He's cold and harsh and will do anything to get what he wants. He's never loved anyone before and he's never been loved. He's never wanted a relationship before but once he gets the chance to love, it becomes forbidden. Yet he will do anything to get what he wants. Or should I say who he wants. Roman. The other man who is born into royalty. His parents are king and queen of their small yet powerful country. He's an only child and is the person who could end his whole bloodline. He soon becomes old enough to marry and take over the palace. His parents push him into the direction of marrying a lovely woman and continuing the bloodline. His parents hosts parties in hopes he will find his bride. Until one night he locks eye with someone for a minute too long. Will he just choose a bride and make his parents proud or will he choose to adventure out of his palace and choose his happiness? ------------------------- I look at him from across the room. We glance for a second too long and I decide to walk away. It only took a few seconds to realize I was being followed. I could hear him breathing ever so softly. But i wanted to be subtle. "What makes you think you can just stalk me" I hear him pause. "I am very sorry I honestly thought the bathroom was this way, my mistake" I turn around and slowly walk towards him. I grab both his wrists and push him to the nearest wall. "Don't you dare lie to me" ------------------------- ALL RIGHTS ARE RESERVED not edited like at all

The sun that turned blue (rewrite in progress) by ZombifiedDragon

This story is inspired by ancient China and doesn't have a specific time period it plays out in (remember that it's a fantasy world and not meant to be 100% history accurate, it's a world I made not a documentary lol) and all characters are my own and I do not allow for them to be used (fanart or fanfics are okay as long as you give credit!), I cannot say more than that without spoiling everything! but if you enjoy reading Danmei you will surely love this! I am actively working on getting my drawings in the chapters! and I use modern (not American) time and measurement increments so that nobody has to go and google it just to keep reading lol A GENERAL TW: there is gore, SA, torture, just in general gruesome stuff but it's all part of the story line and things WILL get better, there is both a ton of hurt and a ton of comfort so do not worry! If you read this I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

Fated Destiny by Lightningstorm360

(Discontinued) 𝘏𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳. 𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘈𝘜𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘚𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘐 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥, 𝘢 𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳. 𝘠𝘦𝘴, 𝘺𝘦𝘴, 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘢, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘵. 𝘚𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘌𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘢, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦, 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘦𝘵 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘵 𝘈𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘢, 𝘊𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘢, 𝘙𝘢𝘻𝘻 𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 (𝘺𝘦𝘵). 𝘐𝘯 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵, 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦. So much for "true love lasts throughout the multi verse" huh? Who knows, you may learn something about the meaning of life, and the depth of love in this fic. *wink* But this story? This story is but of a 𝙁𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝘿𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙮. *𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘱 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴*

,, The cupid didn't miss. ,, { Sprout x Cosmo } by uselessrayofsunshine

🍓 x 🧁 ୨୧・・・・୨୧・・・・ MY SECOND DANDY'S WORLD FANFICTION !! ୨୧・・・・୨୧・・・・ Sprout, 🍓 A natural well-mannered strawberry who thinks before he acts and loves baking. He and his best friend Cosmo hang out all the time, and one day he Decided to make matching friendship bracelets to appreciate his best friend. Or is he just a best friend?.. Cosmo, 🧁 An easy one to piss off, Cosmo is a swiss roll who enjoys baking with his best friend Sprout. Even if he isnt necessarily the "best one" at such, he always tries his best and thats all he needs! He doesn't view Sprout as anything else than as his best friend, but what happens when these feelings get a whole another light as the Best friend of his for years confesses.. ୨୧・・・・୨୧・・・・ TRIGGER WARNINGS: ⚠️ this story has mentions of Sexual intercourse, abuse, self-harm and other not so friendly stuff! If this stuff triggers you, I suggest you skip this book and go read something else! ❤️ HEADCANONS! 💢 (these are my headcanons that will come up within the story.) **''He kisses men your honor'' IS TIED TO THE SAME WORLD! Aka this sits to what happened AFTER hkmyh (s1). I SUGGEST READING MY FIRST BOOK TO HAVE A BETTER UNDERSTANDING OF THIS ONE!** Sprout is a cis male. Cosmo is trans (ftm) Cosmo (at the start) will be a little sassy and annoyed Cosmo is pansexual Sprout is gay They won't be having children together dw- ୨୧・・・・୨୧・・・・ Posts are coming out when i feel like posting something!! Don't expect any "regular" posts 😔🙏

Multitude by Naywasnothere

Hi everyone! so, I'm not dead that's for sure, but I come here with a new set of stories just waiting to be uploaded! in total I have 28 mini stories, some will be uploaded and some won't, I'll have to consider it. but anyway. I'm stepping out of my comfort zone and I'll be uploading some of the works I've been cooking up this year. but bear with me here, if you don't like any of these then please just scroll or click away instead of leaving a bad comment. Every plot and story comes from my imagination and I hope you all like it as i. codes: fluff: ❀ angst: ✥ smut/lemon (idk) : ♡ Neutral: ○ I feel embarrassed about the last one but like I said, I'm stepping out of my comfort zone so please just bear with me🙏 for the chapters with smut I'll be putting the warnings and I'll be rereading them to make sure things are spelt correctly and that it actually makes sense. Start date: March 5, 2025

$But if I'm not? {Tommyinnit au} by da_internet_cat$

Tommy was tired and wet, and every second he felt a new wave of pain from his right front paw. He was tempted to just lay down on the ground and give up. But the house and the warm, yellow light from the windows made him keep going, despite his hopeless situation. Tommy 'Innit' wasn't shocked when he one day discovered that he was a shapeshifter, but kept it secret from the rest off the world, since hybrids and magical creatures often got bullied at the orphanage, where Tommy grew up. Soon, Tommy realized that he could use his new power to run away from his life as an orphan. He bought a backpack, stole some money and food, before leaving, hopefully for good. Now, Tommy has lived in the wild for almost two months, and things have started to go downhill - fast. It's autumn, Tommy is injured and no one seems to be nearby to help him. But the light in front of Tommy kept him going towards he house. If only he could get inside... ------------------------------- Ayup! I'm here with another Tommyinnit fanfic, and it is going to different from every other one, I'll tell you that much. Trigger Warnings: Violence Screaming me being the worst at writing fluff scenes I don't own any off the art or characters I put in unless I say so. THIS IS ABOUT THE CHARACTERS NOT THE PEOPLE Top Rankings: #1 raccoon - x/12/2022 #5 shapeshifter - 19/12/2022 #1 dsmp - 13/1/2023 #1 raccooninnit - 2/2/2023

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[Holo-Gamer] YellowDelta Volume

23 year old Human, M, is woken up from a Cryo Stacis chamber, having discovered that he slept for a thousand years, and the world being populated by Furries. as he tries to find his footing in this new world with the help of a AI implanted in his brain, and vast human knowledge, he discovers that he's no longer normal. And a darkness of the past is stirring up from it's slumber. ||There'll be a lot of references from various Anime, Manga and videogames in here, as well as various music, which will be marked with a ° (I'll lable the origins). In any way do I not own these. Warning: there'll be some Suggestive parts in the story as well as NSFW parts which will be censored, as well as mentions of fetishes. any NSFW details will be left to your imagination|| Theme: There's always one world that we live in, But what if there's multiple world's in our heads, where there's always a "Me" there but "we" walked down different paths in different worlds? And what if those reflect the desires, Thoughts, and Feelings of the original? Following characters names and Species will change. Mo|Cat android construct > Nile|Blue Tiger Android Construct Kel|Red Tiger Android Construct > Kel| Red Synth Apart from the References, and three specific Characters, All characters are purely fictional and any resemblances are pure coincidence as well as any events similar to this.