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Geese on the Express!? -A Honkai Star Rail Crackfic-

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"What do you mean there's five hundred wild homosexual geese invading the Express!?" Dan Heng choked.
Caelus snickered as a distant honk sounded behind him.


i. e., March wanted Cheerios. And now the goose god is angry. 




(hsr and its characters belong to mihoyo, this is a work of fanfiction made for comedic purposes thanks&lt;33)All Rights Reserved

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