Maniacal [ziam]

Lizzie Borden took an ax
she gave her mother fourty whacks
and when she saw what she had done
she gave her father fourty-one.

There was a boy his name was Zayn
he was not extremely sane
he heard the story of those whacks
and went to buy himself an ax.

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or the one where Zayn is slightly mental and Liam tries to convince him not to go on a killing spree.

coming May 2015