Ask and dare Poochm

Preston: So,this is where you can ask us questions!
Mat: No duh.
Preston: Quit being a jag,Mat! Anyway,we saw some of our friends do it and we figured ,"Why not? It's not like we have anything else to do."
Mat: *perverted grin* Except...
Preston: Mat don't you even dare. Oh,yeah! We've also now decided you can dare us!
Mat: oh god
//This is just a small reminder,don't ask/dare about ships that involve Mat or Preston other than Pooch like Poofless,Noochless,Pizzanooch,etc. Thank you!