Asstolfo's Grindr Date! (Astolfo X Lemon Male Reader)
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Complete, First published Apr 01, 2024
Mature
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One day, I bump into a pretty girl while strolling to the mall on payday, and she tells me about a site called Grindr. I get on it to find her profile....FIND OUT IT'S A GAY SITE!!! And I liked it...I got hard from what I saw...And found out that SHE'S A GUY!!!!! And he wants to date me from it! What do I do?!! He says he wants our bussies to touch after our date while sucking the soul out of me! I dunno what that even means! @o@;;;
Where'll this take us, and how far will we go with a cute boy?? Read and find out!
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