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ass [hey jim edition]
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TO CLARIFY THIS IS BASICALLY STARXZ'S UNEXPLAINABLE SHEET PART 2 LMAO
HELLO EVERYNYAN!
HAH?!
HOW ARE YOU? FINE, THANK YOU.
OH MY GAH!
I WISH I WERE A BIRD.
WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING IN ENGLISH?
MY DAUGHTER IS GOING TO AMERICA.
A BIRD?
NOT A BIRD. I AM A CAT! IF I'M NOT A CAT, WHAT AM I?
YOUR FACE SORTA LOOKS LIKE... MORI, THE PREVIOUS PRIME MINISTER...
*DESPAIR* *TERRIFYING MORI CAT NOISES*
I'M SORRY!
*LOOKS AT CAT* ARE YOU A REAL CAT? BUT LOOK AT MY CAT TONGUE. THUS PROVING I'M A CAT!
I HAVE A CAT TONGUE, TOO!
THEN I SHALL PULL OUT YOUR TONGUE!
WHAT?! WHY?!
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