My Totally Hot Bandmates (Satire)

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Parts 4
Time 20m

A Tokio Hotel Satire.  You, "Kitty Cunt" are a p*rnstar who films a sex tape with Tokio Hotel.  Suddenly, OOPS... OH NO!!! The tape gets leaked!!! BUT... you are now a star!! Tokio Hotel is forced by fans to let you join the band.  What could happen?!! 
    Here are the members
    
    1. Tom Kaulitz
    The playboy, the person you fight with all the time (and fuck)
    
    2. Bill Kaulitz
    The stupid one, he was the one who accidentally leaked the sex tape
    
    3. Gustav Schafer
    The sweet one, he always comforts you and defends you
    
    4. Georg Listing
    The wise one, he's the mature one who is daddy
    
    
    Get ready for a crazy life with Tom, Bill, Gustav and Georg
    
    4some!!!!!All Rights Reserved

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A Tokio Hotel Satire.  You, "Kitty Cunt" are a p*rnstar who films a sex tape with Tokio Hotel.  Suddenly, OOPS... OH NO!!! The tape gets leaked!!! BUT... you are now a star!! Tokio Hotel is forced by fans to let you join the band.  What could happen?!! 
    Here are the members
    
    1. Tom Kaulitz
    The playboy, the person you fight with all the time (and fuck)
    
    2. Bill Kaulitz
    The stupid one, he was the one who accidentally leaked the sex tape
    
    3. Gustav Schafer
    The sweet one, he always comforts you and defends you
    
    4. Georg Listing
    The wise one, he's the mature one who is daddy
    
    
    Get ready for a crazy life with Tom, Bill, Gustav and Georg
    
    4some!!!!!

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