The Legend of Zelda: Fourth Wall Breaks

So, I tried to make an english one this time...
Forgive me my mistakes in advance, English is not my first language, so feel free to correct me.

•Two content warnings:
1. Foul language, a bit of swearing
2. Spoilers to BotW, the Champion's Ballad and maybe also TotK and Age of Calamity, I haven't decided on that yet.

This is about breaking the so-called "Fourth Wall" which is like the borderline between readers and the characters in the story. You may know this from Deadpool.
And in this case, I will break the fourth wall between you and Zelda characters. I will probably put in myself, at least in the first chapter, to hold some kind of presentation to you.
About what?
Nah, read it yourself.

So, have fun i guess?

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