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Shrek drowned his dick

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Parts 8
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Reads 16,346
Votes 587
Parts 8
Time 9m

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A story full of adventures with Shrek 

This has nothing to do with Shrek drowning his dick I just thought the title was funny bc it is 

Will Shrek ever find his true love and turn his dream into reality or will shreks dreams get destroyed while making tons of enemies along the way ? 
Will his minor fight club adventure turn his life around or have no impact on it ?
Will Satan get in the way of true love ?
Guess you'll have to read to find out(CC) Attribution-NoDerivs

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