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A story full of adventures with Shrek 

This has nothing to do with Shrek drowning his dick I just thought the title was funny bc it is 

Will Shrek ever find his true love and turn his dream into reality or will shreks dreams get destroyed while making tons of enemies along the way ? 
Will his minor fight club adventure turn his life around or have no impact on it ?
Will Satan get in the way of true love ?
Guess you'll have to read to find out(CC) Attribution-NoDerivs

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Soul King(DxD) by HakaiHashira

life can be satisfactory for some but for those who think outside the box the world is ... disappointing. Y/N is someone who always dreamed more than it should and because of this reality has become boring, but there is a way to change that ... reincarnating in a new world with some divine help. Being a reincarnated has its perks, but Y/N is about to realize that every achievement needs a struggle to be maintained and being a powerful god of a world comes with much more responsability than he tought. (I do not own any photo, design, reference, Highschool DxD, Bleach, nothing, they all belong to their respective owners.)

hell is my new life ( Human male reader x Loona x queen bee) +18 by fearmegu

at his house, a 17-year-old human named y/n felt alone of all his life, with no friends and no one to love him, he'd always been picked on it was worse when his parents decided they didn't want him anymore and feared that he might demons inside him cause how he keeps picking fights after fights when he's been standing up for himself so they deiced to use a spell book they had when they were born. they sent him to hell. to end up falling in love with beautiful demons one is part of a deadly sins and the other is a hellhound name loona.

Shrek's Quest Updated by Looloo_potato

I actually know how parts work now so I'm just making it easier to read than before. It's still one of the earliest books I've made apart from like all the ones I did when I was 6 or something, so it still sucks but not as badly as some of the OC fanfiction I've written... Benson, a naïve man has a special ability. An ability to turn anything he writes into real life. This normally ends in disaster due to the fact he can only make bad fanfiction for these characters. Shrek especially doesn't like how he was written, and goes on a quest to hunt Benson and make sure that he never writes again.

Donkey by MariaPagan64

Shrek will always be Donkey best friend. I should know, never got paid for my adventurous Shrek, doesn't matter, for I know, it will always belong to me. This is how Donkey came to be. Dreams do work, sometimes other just take the credit.

Shrek: Once Upon A True Love's Kiss [Book 1] by TashaFarthing

We all have those weird dreams where we fight dragons, dream of a 'happily ever after'...or in my cousin Alice's case; make friends with a unicorn that literally poops edible rainbow candy. Alice and I, along with our friend Zero, help my aunt and uncle clear out their basement during spring break while they went away for their wedding anniversary. It all started when I ever so gracefully (but accidentally) tripped over a cupboard box (which in my defence, I never knew was there) with the words: 'Fragile - DO NOT TOUCH', written in black marker all over the box. While Alice and I were arguing, Zero tried to grab our attention. When he finally did, we were surprised to see him being sucked into a freakin' green swirling portal! Turns out, inside the box I tripped over had a crystal ball rolled out of it, and glowed a bright green. That was when we realised that that crystal ball, was the reason why a portal appeared and was trying to pull us in. And of course...I got separated from them, didn't I? Would you believe me if I told you we entered the world of our favourite movie when we were kids? You know...the Dreamworks movie, Shrek? The one with the fairy tale and Disney characters in? Yep, that's the one! Oh, sorry! I almost forgot to introduce myself: My name's Willow, and this is the story of our journey in the world of Shrek - creating bonds with Shrek himself, Fiona, Donkey and the gang...heck, even Dragon, too! What could possibly go wrong? Completed: 21/02/2021 ✔️ Shrek: Once Upon A True Love's Kiss [Book 1] ✔️ Shrek 2: Happily 'N' Ever After [Book 2] ✔️ Shrek The Third: The Would Be King & I [Book 3] ✔️ **Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing, with the exception of Willow, Alice, and Zero, and this fanfic. All rights go to Dreamworks, Don Bluth, etc. Any fan art used belongs to their rightful owners. This is literally a fanfic made for fans of fans - nothing more, nothing less.**

Shrek The Third: The Would Be King & I [Book 3] by TashaFarthing

~Sequel to Shrek 2: Happily 'N'Ever After [Book 2]~ Uncle Connor: Now remember: No nagging, bragging, sweating, fretting, slipping, tripping, slurping, burping, twittering, or frittering allowed. Me: What if I fall gracefully? Zero: That's literally the same thing as slipping and tripping, minus the graceful part. Me: Really? Aunt Ella: Yes. Me: So...I can get away with falling gracefully, then? Alice: No...not unless you're doing it on purpose to catch someone's attention~ As you can tell, that's how my lessons on learning to be a proper Princess usually start. Strict lessons on manners, learning the history of the past royals, which cutlery you have to use with certain meals, etc. etc. Blah, blah, blah. And the worst lesson of them all: Ballroom dancing! On top of that, I'm constantly reminded that I need to find my 'true love' and receive true love's kiss by sunset on my 17th birthday, otherwise I turn into a frozen statue just like my parents, grandmother, and kingdom, and stay like that forever. When Shrek asked me to go with him to visit Worcestershire Academy and find Arthur Pendragon, the one uncle Harold mentioned before he took his final breath, you could imagine the relief I felt to finally have the opportunity to escape my lessons without someone dragging me back every time I tried to ditch them. Question is: Will I be able to break the spell before the deadline? What if Arthur is 'the one'? Will I finally get the happy ending everybody keeps teasing me about? Completed: 25/03/2021 ✔️ Shrek: Once Upon A True Love's Kiss [Book 1] ✔️ Shrek 2: Happily 'N' Ever After [Book 2] ✔️ Shrek The Third: The Would Be King & I [Book 3] ✔️ **Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing, with the exception of Willow, Alice, and Zero, and this fanfic. All rights go to Dreamworks, Don Bluth, etc. Any fan art used belongs to their rightful owners. This is literally a fanfic made for fans of fans - nothing more, nothing less.**

Happily Ever After? by Maplehawk

Ever wondered what would of happened if Shrek and Donkey never saved Princess Fiona from the dragons keep? What would of happened if lord Farquaard never existed? What would of happened if Prince Charming saved Fiona instead? Would he be evil like his mother? Or smitten for the princess? Will she be happy to finally find her true love and be free? Open this book to find out what that would of been like if all that came true.

Under Major Edit by fallenmemrys

You know, you always read those cliché stories where the prince in the shining armor comes and rescues their princess, or where your love confess his love to you. Or those stories where a couple is fighting and it breaks your heart but in the end they come back together. I mean is that ever going to happen to Me? I've always wondered when that's going to happen to me, when I find my true one. When he will rescue me. For now I'll just be waiting. In the the drama.. She's just waiting for her happily ever after but not everyone has a happily ever after. [First Book, few chapters need major edit.... Please bear with me!!!]

All Fair In Love And War - Roc & Ray love story [COMPLETE] [EDITING] by KweenTammy

Lets face it happy endings only happen in fairy tales. Cinderella finds her Prince Charming. Sleeping Beauty where his kiss wakes her up from her slumber. Shrek where she finds her love through an ogre. Well this is reality and YN is a regular girl with her regular best friends. But what happen to her in the past traumatized her is back to haunt her now. With her friends gone and the only other ones that knew and understood out of the picture it just her. She alone and her new found trust issues she thought she would never have found love until..... He came along or should I say they came along. What happens when YN falls for Roc.... And secretly Ray? Will she trust ethier of them because of her past? Will her past catch up to her? Will her trust issuses get the best of her? How would either of Roc and Ray will react? Who deserves her more? But as they say, All Fair In Love And War.

THE SPEEDDEVIL: THE MYSTERY BEGINS #Wattys2016 by Imransap

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