Zodiac Trip

Credits to my cousin who helped make this. In each story part, there's a story about a zodiac sign that has a marriage, funeral, revenge party, or something else that y'all wanna suggest. The two main historical characters that are used are Henry VIII and Hotler. (Mention of Mary I and maybe Elizabeth I too)

I typically abbreviate certain signs such as Aquarius, Capricorn, and Sagittarius and sometimes other signs. (Aqua, Cap, and Sag)

Also, I do not mean to be offensive to anyone who reads this, this was made for the purpose of passing time by, entertainment, and laughable. Of course, this is quite stupid, weird, and possibly cringe. I'm correcting the original pronouns to make it as gender neutral, however, I'm not going to be adding they/them as a pronoun in the story, sorry.

Warning:
Swear words are included
Bad grammar
Misspelling altar with alter quite a lot