Save A Cow, Milk The Milkman

Y/N was just about to leave when someone suddenly had the audacity to knocked on the glass..It was the resident milkman, which was suspicious because it was already midnight for fuck's sake and also the man wasn't on today's list.

Now because Y/N was already so tired that he was already feeling out of it, he unlocked the door without hesitation. It caught the 'possibly a doppelganger' off guard but nevertheless, the man smiled with glee.

'Well shit..'

That was the moment that he knew he fucked up so bad.

Or,

I made this because I was bored so there are a lot of mistakes and this might be confusing for reader.
(Crack with no plot and a few sprinkles of badly written smut|Read at your own risk)
Credits to the rightful artist for the cover art