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Oh No Doesn't Even Cover It

Panic_attheTARDIS

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Reads 76
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Parts 3
Time <5 mins

Panic_attheTARDIS

archnemesis ariqueens art badboy camp haven humor parkerking prank war

Art Camps,
 Summer skies
I could show you incredible things
Spin-the-Bottle kisses filled with lies
I'll show King that I'm the Queen of pranking
Find out something you really didn't want
But now you've got to be that girl for 3 months
Yet I know the worst is yet to come

Dear Lord, I'm sharing a cabin with my arch-nemesis for the entire Summer

For Ari Queens and Parker King,
Oh No Doesn't Even Cover It

©I_am_Isis 2015All Rights Reserved

archnemesis ariqueens art badboy camp haven humor parkerking prank war

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Don't Call Me Baby

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