The Art of Backpeddling
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Last published Sun, Feb 10, 2013
"Vampires,” he chuckles, “they’re calling themselves vampires. What a bunch of dipshits." ~ Grace, Jax and Barney have no idea how to react to the arrival of a new species wandering about town. But then again nobody else in the world does either. With pepper spray in hand the three friends fight against the onslaught of Vampirey-ness brought on by the media and the new vampire "family" who've moved in up the street. And, thanks to one patronising pale-face, Grace is about to discover being an immortal isn't everything it's made out to be. ~Warning: there will be NO sparkling~
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