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Don't Hug Me, I'm A Walrus.

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Don't hug me I'm scared is a series of three puppets discovering the true meaning of the universe. So far they have learned about creativity, time, love, and "the biggest thing in the world".
This story is just a "remake" of it with different characters and themes.
So now I may ask you..
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA?
WHATS THE TIME?
IT SADDENS YA, DOESN'T IT?
WHAT'S THE BIGGEST THING IN THE WORLD?
;)All Rights Reserved

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