Weird PuzzleVision merch commercial my unconscious made up

Last night, I dreamt that there was a new video uploaded to the SMG4 channel called "NEW PUZZLEVISION MERCH!" I was really excited and hoped we would get a Mr Puzzles Plushie. but I was surprised with what my unconscious had In store for a commercial. I woke up, and I thought the dream was very funny and weird, two things I love. that I quickly tried to write down everything I remember. this is my first time posting an actual story, and It's based on what my unconscious made, so It's probably very bad.