Ineffable One Shots
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All kinds of misadventures from history's favourite couple. I will try a bunch of different styles and will take any requests.
S2 spoilers will be present throughout- you have been warned.
So far most one shots have been pretty long.
Y'all I'm just trying to survive until season 3
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Crowley and Aziraphale part ways after Crowley finally admits his feelings for the angel. But it would be naive to think the two beings could simply stay out of each other's way, when it's so obvious (and canon!) that they like each other. Some even suggest they're in love. - - - a silly little fix-it-story as a fast way to cope with the ending to the second season. originally uploaded in august 2023, entire rewrite in late 2025 / early 2026. not my cover art.
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