stalker alert!

In the busy city of New York, Lily, a witty and sharp-tongued graphic designer, finds herself in an unexpected predicament when she realizes she has a stalker. Enter Alex, a charming yet slightly delusional aspiring writer who becomes infatuated with Lily after a chance encounter at a coffee shop. Unlike typical dark romance scenarios, Lily's reaction to Alex's advances is far from swooning or falling head over heels. Instead, she responds with a mix of disbelief and exasperation, often resorting to sarcastic remarks and eye-rolls whenever Alex attempts to woo her. "Seriously? You think following me around like a lost puppy is romantic?" Lily quips one day when Alex shows up unannounced at her favorite bookstore. As Alex tries to seduce her with grand gestures and poetic declarations of love, Lily's concern grows rather than her affection. "I don't need a knight in shining armor; I need a restraining order," she mutters under her breath as Alex serenades her outside her apartment window. The dynamic between the two takes on a comedic tone as Lily navigates the absurdity of being pursued by someone who clearly missed the memo on boundaries and consent. From awkward encounters in the elevator to cringe-worthy attempts at candlelit dinners, their interactions are rife with misunderstandings and miscommunications that will leave readers both cringing and chuckling. Will Lily be able to shake off her persistent suitor, or will Alex's relentless pursuit eventually win her over in this unconventional tale of comedic romance?