Deadpool: Gotta Kill 'Em All!
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Well, I'm Wade Ketchum! Sadly, I'm in Johto, not Kanto... Just deal with it. I bring out the worst in everyone, just to bring out the best in my Pokebros (I call them that. Shut your face hole before I stab the crap out of it). I might MIGHT get jiggy with maybe one of the characters (what can I say, I'm irresistible), so be prepared for me to get it on, girl!!! Well, time to Leeroy Jenkins my way through the region, so check out my godly exploits on... DEADPOOL: GOTTA KILL EM ALL
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