Truly, Madly, Roast Beef
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Last published Sun, Apr 14, 2024
The story of Mushroom Mickey and Roast Beef Rihanna, as the two fall in love and create their own cream of mushroom and meat soup together.
THIS IS NOT A BRENDON URIE X GERARD WAY FANFIC!!
THIS IS SATIRICAL!! NOT FOR REAL EVERYTHING IN THIS IS A JOKE!
I apologize
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