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Truly, Madly, Roast Beef

DumbLittleWhore

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DumbLittleWhore

brendonurie crack gerardway mushroom roastbeef satire satirical twintowers

The story of Mushroom Mickey and Roast Beef Rihanna, as the two fall in love and create their own cream of mushroom and meat soup together.

THIS IS NOT A BRENDON URIE X GERARD WAY FANFIC!!

THIS IS SATIRICAL!! NOT FOR REAL EVERYTHING IN THIS IS A JOKE!

I apologizeAll Rights Reserved

brendonurie crack gerardway mushroom roastbeef satire satirical twintowers

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