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The Chronicles of Randomness: The life of Sal.

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Reads 761
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Parts 7
Time 18m

Get to know me and the most random/funniest stories of my life!

How did I grow up? What was life like as a toddler/kid, and how is life now as a teenager?

Middle school drama? Yes.

Primary school drama? Yes.

Kindergarten drama? YES.

What problems did I face, and how did I overcome them?

Meet me, Sal, in every single word of this book. Get familiar with the girl behind these stories!All Rights Reserved

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