If COD ever met their stereotypical versions.

Mind you this is half a crack fic, half an actual serious book. Not to mention there will be no direct ships except for
- AleRudy (Alejandro x Rudy)
- AleVal (Alejandro x Valeria) (But only seen as EX's)
- Laswell and her wife:3 (OBVIOUSLY)
All other "ships" will either be just slightly hinted such as
-GazSoap (Gaz x Soap)
-GhostSoap (Ghost x Soap)
- Makgrave (Makaarov x Grave) (Mostly js the crack bits)
etc. etc.

This book is not made to be completely taken seriously, seeing as I have only ever watched the campaigns, and only know such little about the army and how they truly act like. Not to mention how I will only be doing research on their surroundings such as the barracks, where they are what they use wat the battlefield is like etc. etc.
ABSOLUTELY NO HATE TO PEOPLE WHO WRITE THE "stereotypical" COD characters for just a silly crackfic, this is just me having fun writing my C.ai into a story. There are also wayyyyy too many characters so I'm just writing those I remember from memory.