Helluva Employee (Male Reader)

So, imagine this pal, you bump into this weird looking dude on your way to work, and I mean, damn this dude looks weird, and he asks for some help.

anyways. because you're a good Samaritan, you help him out, and he goes on his merry little way, and you think nothing of it.

Until later that night, he wakes you up in your apartment and announces that he will now be taking you under his wing as his new employee because the two of you are now bros.

Despite your otherwise known intentions, the strange man makes you an employee, the first human employee for IMP.

Sounds fun, right?

right?